actual-ironman-tonystark:

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

my mother has called me our cats name who has been dead for five years

multiple times

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deadman-steven:

aristtaroxxx:

Digging a hole in your dash.

You little shit.

deadman-steven:

aristtaroxxx:

Digging a hole in your dash.

You little shit.

134,668 notes 

game of thrones:  t w o    s w o r d s  (4x01)

(Source: killianswannes)

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guixonlove:

My entire dash is filled with Martin Freeman stripping and I’m sitting here like:

image

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flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

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sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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